Would the elderly be a good renewable source of bio-fuel?

By admin | Jul 5, 2009
K-MAC YOUR Village Idiot asked:


When I become supreme world leader I need a role for this underperforming segment of the population.

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12 Comments so far
  1. Rat Nana July 6, 2009 3:33 am

    lol, sure why not. You just can’t have my dad.

  2. Pocket Protectorate July 10, 2009 8:17 pm

    Treadmills generate electricity AND stimulate bone growth in the elderly…

    (Just a thought)

  3. t_blond_chick July 15, 2009 6:30 am

    as long as you feed them soylent green made from overweight youth,I’m good with PP’s treadmill idea.

  4. ηіgнт vіѕіоη Wнітиєy July 18, 2009 6:08 am

    First of all, you’re still the Pope in my mind, so everything you say is made into Cardinal Law here in my house.

    And yes, we should start scoping out Bingo Halls, Retirement Communities and the dried prunes aisle of the grocery store.

  5. Lucifer July 18, 2009 7:41 pm

    I wrap the elderly in foil, bury them and in one whole year dig them out, this burying ritual makes them juicy and tender enough to eat!

  6. Hоt Dоg шith мustаяd Tυвlєt™ July 20, 2009 11:24 pm

    Old people are easily persuaded (overpowered). They could probably be thrown in a barrel and and stomped into fuel the same way grapes are stomped into wine.

  7. ­ revenginator Rocks Hard July 23, 2009 5:09 pm

    I think, due to the high concentration of phosphorous and nitrogen compounds which have built up in their bodies, that they would make better fertilizer.

  8. shrebee July 23, 2009 5:23 pm

    im wondering at “wot the age is” for being”elderly”
    im in my fortys,so i should consider this option,id rather recycle myself and be of some use
    rather than go into a nursing home and be of no use!

  9. ithinkiatetoomuch July 24, 2009 2:57 am

    no, but we can make soap of them when they die.

    But then again, the elderly do **** a lot, perhaps they are a source of bio fuel.

  10. Death Masked July 24, 2009 10:01 am

    If it stops them from driving at all, then you have my support.

  11. Dashing Geek Redux July 27, 2009 9:12 am

    How renewable are they really? I mean, it takes like 75 years to grow a new one. I would make them shock troops in the war against kids who skateboard in the parking lot of my development. Hey, wait a minute – you got it! Have the old people shake their fists at the kids and say “You kids get outta that parking lot and take your wheelie things with you!” Then capture the kinetic energy of their fists and the wind energy of their voices. Prune-powered energy. Sweet.

  12. Dr. McCain, Esq *IBYA805* July 27, 2009 11:23 pm

    an excellent idea your majesty, lets not over look the potential wealth energy in the terminally ill or the ‘less fortunate’

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