Old people are easily persuaded (overpowered). They could probably be thrown in a barrel and and stomped into fuel the same way grapes are stomped into wine.
I think, due to the high concentration of phosphorous and nitrogen compounds which have built up in their bodies, that they would make better fertilizer.
im wondering at “wot the age is” for being”elderly”
im in my fortys,so i should consider this option,id rather recycle myself and be of some use
rather than go into a nursing home and be of no use!
How renewable are they really? I mean, it takes like 75 years to grow a new one. I would make them shock troops in the war against kids who skateboard in the parking lot of my development. Hey, wait a minute – you got it! Have the old people shake their fists at the kids and say “You kids get outta that parking lot and take your wheelie things with you!” Then capture the kinetic energy of their fists and the wind energy of their voices. Prune-powered energy. Sweet.
lol, sure why not. You just can’t have my dad.
Treadmills generate electricity AND stimulate bone growth in the elderly…
(Just a thought)
as long as you feed them soylent green made from overweight youth,I’m good with PP’s treadmill idea.
First of all, you’re still the Pope in my mind, so everything you say is made into Cardinal Law here in my house.
And yes, we should start scoping out Bingo Halls, Retirement Communities and the dried prunes aisle of the grocery store.
I wrap the elderly in foil, bury them and in one whole year dig them out, this burying ritual makes them juicy and tender enough to eat!
Old people are easily persuaded (overpowered). They could probably be thrown in a barrel and and stomped into fuel the same way grapes are stomped into wine.
I think, due to the high concentration of phosphorous and nitrogen compounds which have built up in their bodies, that they would make better fertilizer.
im wondering at “wot the age is” for being”elderly”
im in my fortys,so i should consider this option,id rather recycle myself and be of some use
rather than go into a nursing home and be of no use!
no, but we can make soap of them when they die.
But then again, the elderly do **** a lot, perhaps they are a source of bio fuel.
If it stops them from driving at all, then you have my support.
How renewable are they really? I mean, it takes like 75 years to grow a new one. I would make them shock troops in the war against kids who skateboard in the parking lot of my development. Hey, wait a minute – you got it! Have the old people shake their fists at the kids and say “You kids get outta that parking lot and take your wheelie things with you!” Then capture the kinetic energy of their fists and the wind energy of their voices. Prune-powered energy. Sweet.
an excellent idea your majesty, lets not over look the potential wealth energy in the terminally ill or the ‘less fortunate’